The funniest things you hear are generally when people aren't purposely trying to be funny. The latest media mania of the Swine Flu has led to lots of conversation everywhere and I've heard two things lately that amused me greatly.
"I don't get it. Just wash your damn hands!" ~Systems Engineer/WHO volunteer
"It's already predestined if you're going to die from swine flu. Just accept it, at least it's an interesting way to go." ~Alec Baldwin's #1 Fan