*Consider these foods this week to maximize your astrological potential.
Capricorn: (Blueberries) The antioxidents will enhance your health and give you brain power.
Aquarius: (Anchovies) Add a salty edge to your personality.
Pisces: (Chicken Fried Steak) It will make you seem more down-to-earth.
Aries: (Italian Ice) You need to tone down your innate intensity.
Taurus: (Bagel Chips) They will bring balance and stability.
Gemini: (Snozzberries) They will heighten your flights of fancy.
Cancer: (Expensive Chocolate) Pamper yourself this week.
Leo: (Pop Rocks and Coke) It will ward off unwanted visitors.
Virgo: (Butter Grits) This dish will strangely remove tension from your life. Do not add cheese and tempt the fates!
Libra: (Pomegranate) Rekindle some dying passion.
Scorpio: (Frank's Red Hot Sauce) It will put pep in your step! 
Sagittarius: (Catfish) Try something new and if you don't like it, give it to wild animals.
3 comments:
I wanna be cancer for the week!
Please tell me that it's in the cards for me next week to win the lotto!
I love it here.
Cancer was inspired by my daughter standing in front of Godiva asking me "Aw Mama, jus' one chocklit?" She was like a toddler Forrest Gump.
I will look into my crystal ball and see if I find anything lotto related for next week.
love it! Na
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