Monday, August 31, 2009

Your Weekly Horoscope

*This week I plan to be a bit old fashioned and consult my astral charts and my telescope to help you with your astrological potential.

Capricorn: You haven't been calling people back lately!

Aquarius: You may get a hankering for seafood.

Pisces: You are ready to relentlessly spy on your neighbors again.

Aries: Why don't you scour your bathroom floors?

Taurus: You are busy planning exciting fall activities.

Gemini: You will exact revenge on a retail employee.

Cancer: You will put on a hoodie and go running. Long distance running, cross country running.

Leo: You will experience your first cold of the season, don't squander tissue paper.

Virgo: This is a good week to glut yourself on reality T.V.

Libra: You will consider licking spilled milk from the floor.

Scorpio: Something in the woods will spook you.

Sagittarius: You will be busy planning for your fantasy football league.

3 comments:

Lidian said...

LOL, these are great! I am a Scorpio, and something usually does spook me in the woods, actually.

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao...cancer is me...and there's no way in h-e-double hockey sticks I'm running anywhere unless it's in my car.

Jessica said...

Lidian, my cat was the inspiration for Scorpio this week.

Stacie, with the cooler weather, my little Cancer baby girl decided that wearing a hoodie means running, a lot, so that was my inspiration for that horoscope.