Monday, June 22, 2009

Your Weekly Horoscope (Ipod Shuffle)

*I believe that fortunes can be told by random song selection. Allow me to shuffle my Ipod and find out what is in store for you this week. Since I often listen to cheesy, lame and/or unheard of songs, you may need to look up the lyrics for optimum horoscope understanding.

Capricorn: Don't You Forget About Me (Simple Minds)

Aquarius: Discotheque (U2)

Pisces: Split Screen Sadness (John Mayer)

Aries: Dance Into The Light (Phil Collins)

Taurus: Gotta Go On My Own Way (High School Musical 2)

Gemini: The Old Apartment (Bare Naked Ladies)

Cancer: They Dance Alone (Sting)

Leo: Throwing It All Away (Genesis)

Virgo: The Girl Is Mine (Michael Jackson)

Libra: White Wedding (Billy Idol)

Scorpio: What Goes Around...Comes Around (Justin Timberlake)

Sagittarius: Again (Janet Jackson)


The Plastic Mancunian said...

Horoscopes are a load of old tosh - and I look forward to writing a post of my own about them (for a laugh of course :-) )

BTW I'm Libra - so I hope "White Wedding" is totally wrong ...




Jessica said...


Horoscopes are fun though! Let me know when you post about them yourself. There is some profound meaning in White Wedding. Maybe it means that this week you'll be forced to do something that you don't really want to just because it's what society expects.

Ipod shuffle is never wrong!

Frances said...

Well, Jessica, I am a Scorpio, so what interesting twist do you put on JT's "What Goes Around..."? LOL!

Jessica said...

Frances, I think yours is just all about karma. If you've don't something great, it will come back to you, but if you've been naughty this week, you could receive that instead!