*Here are some magic plants that will help maximize your astrological potential this week. Try them in food, tea, or as a decoration.
Capricorn: (Anise Seed) This will help with possible digestive ailments.
Aquarius: (Liquorice) Good for your nagging cough.
Pisces: (Nutmeg) This will tame your crazy headaches.
Aries: (Spearmint) You will feel a little less queasy about your life choices.
Taurus: (Lemon Balm) Stop all those curious fevers.
Gemini: (Burdock Leaves) Annihilate that gout!
Cancer: (Thyme) Make bathtime fun.
Leo: (Mouse Ear) Great for obstructions in the veins or weirdly growing moles.
Virgo: (Ash Bark) Will be effective against rattlesnake bite.
Libra: (Liverwort) You can finally tackle your consumption.
Scorpio: (Raspberry Leaves) This will help with those annoying cankers.
Sagittarius: (Apple Tree Bark) Gives you great strength.
3 comments:
LOL! What if I don't have cankers???
Your cankers may be erupting soon. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. I have gout if that's any consolation.
I hate when you can't get the plastic lid off the top of the ice cream tub. That is a real crisis in my house.
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