Monday, August 3, 2009

Your Weekly Horoscope

*This week's inspriration will come in the form of a jelly bean. I will pick a random Jelly Belly flavor and help you get the most out of your astrological potential.

Capricorn: Sizzling Cinammon You are feeling a bit spicy and naughty.

Aquarius: Plum You are being quiet and introspective.

Pisces: Peanut Butter You enjoy making people feel slightly nauseous.

Aries: Island Punch You really love Bob Marley.

Taurus: Peach You are making the most of these summer days.

Gemini: Juicy Pear You are in the mood for petty theft.

Cancer: Buttered Popcorn You love popcorn, even stale pieces on the floor of the car.

Leo: Cotton Candy This week is a time to celebrate!

Virgo: Jalapeno You feel like shocking people with your crazy antics.

Libra: Top Banana You always know everything, all the time.

Scorpio: Toasted Marshmellow You are in a camping kind of mood.

Sagittarius: Tutti-Fruitti You like having mercurial moods.


Daisy said...

I sure am glad my sign is not Cancer because buttered popcorn is the worst jelly belly flavor, ever!

Jessica said...

It really is the grossest one, isn't it?!

Dan River Mama said...

I LOVE your horoscope posts! Always leave rofl

Jessica said...

Thanks, Dan River Mama. I love horoscopes, but not traditional ones!