*This week's inspriration will come in the form of a jelly bean. I will pick a random Jelly Belly flavor and help you get the most out of your astrological potential.
Capricorn: Sizzling Cinammon You are feeling a bit spicy and naughty.
Aquarius: Plum You are being quiet and introspective.
Pisces: Peanut Butter You enjoy making people feel slightly nauseous.
Aries: Island Punch You really love Bob Marley.
Taurus: Peach You are making the most of these summer days.
Gemini: Juicy Pear You are in the mood for petty theft.
Cancer: Buttered Popcorn You love popcorn, even stale pieces on the floor of the car.
Leo: Cotton Candy This week is a time to celebrate!
Virgo: Jalapeno You feel like shocking people with your crazy antics.
Libra: Top Banana You always know everything, all the time.
Scorpio: Toasted Marshmellow You are in a camping kind of mood.
Sagittarius: Tutti-Fruitti You like having mercurial moods.
4 comments:
I sure am glad my sign is not Cancer because buttered popcorn is the worst jelly belly flavor, ever!
It really is the grossest one, isn't it?!
I LOVE your horoscope posts! Always leave rofl
Thanks, Dan River Mama. I love horoscopes, but not traditional ones!
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