Monday, July 27, 2009

Your Weekly Horoscope

*I will be using one of the greatest books ever, Anne of Green Gables, to help divine your fortune this week. I will randomly place a finger on a line and it is up to you to apply it to your own life.

Capricorn: The former erect and triumpant, the latter drooping and dejected.

Aquarius: She jumped up hurriedly.

Pisces: That won't be for a fortnight.

Aries: The ache that burns and gnaws and cannot wash itself away in ready tears.

Taurus: They picked, and loitered, and strayed..

Gemini: I don't see how you can make up such thrilling things out of your own head.

Cancer: Your complexion is just as fair as Ruby's.

Leo: That seemed like the mirth of wood elves.

Virgo: It sounds so tragical.

Libra: The world doesn't seem such a howling wilderness as it did last night.

Scorpio: So I stopped pinching.

Sagittarius: Trees aren't much company.

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