Thursday, May 7, 2009

Mom Don't #5

When it's Teacher Appreciation Week and your child is supposed to bring a flower to school for his teacher, don't go next door to your neighbor's foreclosed, abandoned property and take a branch off their Azalea bush still soaked in dew. All the other kids will be bringing store bought roses.


A.Marie said...

Oh My, that is too hysterically funny! Where DO you come up with these things? :)

Jessica said...

Well, I actually do them, that is the sad part. I only have to type them up much to my husband's chagrin. He is not a fan of my "don'ts".