When it's Teacher Appreciation Week and your child is supposed to bring a flower to school for his teacher, don't go next door to your neighbor's foreclosed, abandoned property and take a branch off their Azalea bush still soaked in dew. All the other kids will be bringing store bought roses.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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Oh My, that is too hysterically funny! Where DO you come up with these things? :)
Well, I actually do them, that is the sad part. I only have to type them up much to my husband's chagrin. He is not a fan of my "don'ts".
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