Thursday, May 7, 2009

Mom Don't #5

When it's Teacher Appreciation Week and your child is supposed to bring a flower to school for his teacher, don't go next door to your neighbor's foreclosed, abandoned property and take a branch off their Azalea bush still soaked in dew. All the other kids will be bringing store bought roses.

2 comments:

A.Marie said...

Oh My, that is too hysterically funny! Where DO you come up with these things? :)

Jessica said...

Well, I actually do them, that is the sad part. I only have to type them up much to my husband's chagrin. He is not a fan of my "don'ts".